Score: 3

"well..."

submission: 2turds : Episode 2

date: October 9, 2005

the white poo thing has been discussed ad nauseum in cupboards and cabinets from here to miles away, even further than there where you thought over there was.// Good squash, but had you thought of just making a subtle sound like ..... ? insert sound that's better than the guy walking away saying somthing that i have forgotten. Exactly.// cow pat was also an obvious choice. well i suppose i rather my humour is a bit more surreal and everyone to his own, but, another poo? i loved 'mousse' and was excited about what other characters your wackyness was going to come out with. but all i got was a cow based gag left dangling over the 'first thing i thought of' shelf. Yes, it is hard to come up with something funny that's flat and brown and more funny than the funny 10 words ago. but i tell you, it is possible. have a think.